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The chest is a body part that Captain Steele can customize. The parameters of this body part that can be currently altered are the breast size, number of breast rows and number of breasts per row.

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Breast Rating Value Guide

0 - No Breasts
1 - A-cup
2 - B-cup
3 - C-cup
4 - D-cup
5 - DD-cup
6 - big DD-cup
7 - E-cup
8 - big E-cup
9 - EE-cup
10 - big EE-cup
11 - F-cup
12 - big F-cup
13 - FF-cup
14 - big FF-cup
15 - G-cup
16 - big G-cup
17 - GG-Cup
18 - big GG-Cup
19 - H-cup
20 - big H-cup
21 - HH-cup
22 - big HH-cup
23 - HHH-cup
24 - I-cup
25 - big I-cup
26 - II-cup
27 - big II-cup
28 - J-cup
29 - big J-cup
30 - JJ-cup
31 - big JJ-cup
32 - K-cup
33 - big K-cup
34 - KK-cup
35 - big KK-cup
36 - L-cup
37 - big L-cup
38 - LL-cup
39 - big LL-cup
40 - M-cup
41 - big M-cup
42 - MM-cup
43 - big MM-cup
44 - MMM-cup

45 to 99 - Large (large MMM-cup to large ZZZ-cup)
100 to 143 - Hyper (hyper A-cup to hyper MMM-cup)
144 to 198 - Hyper Large (hyper large MMM-cup to hyper large ZZZ-cup)
199 - Jacques00-cup

Size

Most race-transformations may also have the effect to change the breast size, altering the breast proportions to conform to that particular race. Some of these transformations are very particular in comparing size limits.

Increasing
Item/Event	Requirement	Change	Notes
Deeps Queen	Flat chest	Increase top breast row to B-cup	While incubating her young
Dr. Badger	Top breast row size less than big E-cup	Increase breast size between big E-cup and F-cup	When choosing to Be Hero
Holiday	Choosing Helmet	Increase all breasts by 12 cup sizes
Holiday	Choosing Armor Top breast row size less than big G-cup	Increase top breast row size by 5 cup sizes, up to big G-cup
Millie	Top breast row size less than C-cup	Increase top breast row size to C-cup	While under the 'Faux Treament' during the milking session.
Renvra	Largest breast size is flat or A-cup	Increase top breast row by 1 to 3 cup sizes	While incubating her young
Amazona	Breast size is less than DD-cup for lite G-cup for classic I-cup for plus	Increase breast size by 1-3 cup sizes till DD-cup for lite 2-4 cup sizes till G-cup for classic 3-5 cup sizes till I-cup for plus
Amazona	Breast size at least A-cup Overdose	Increase breast size by 6-8
Ausar Treat	Has vagina Biggest breast size is less than D-Cup	Increase top breast row by 1 Cup size
Big Green Potion	Breast size less than G-cup	Increase all breast rows by 1 to 3 cup sizes
Bovinium	Primary breast row size less than M-cup	Primary breast row size less than EE-cup Primary breast row becomes EE-cup Increase primary breasts row size rating by 1 If primary breasts row size less than big H-cup Increase primary breasts row size rating by an additional 1
Boobswell Pads	Has at least one breast row	Gradually increase breast size of selected row (if multiple)	Effect lasts for three days while the pads are worn.
Capraphorm	Femininity at 50% or more Smallest breast size less than big GG-Cup	Increase breast]] size by 1-5
Clippex	Smallest breast size is less than C-cup	Increase all breast rows by 1 cup size Increase by an additional cup size, if 2nd or greater dose in 5 hours
DracoGuard	All breast rows are flat	Primary breast row breasts per row becomes 2 Breast size becomes C-Cup
DracoGuard	Has breasts Smallest breast size less than H-cup Chance 50% If smalles breast row is less than DD-Cup 25% If smalles breast row is DD-Cup or greater	All breast rows smaller than H-cup Increase breast size by 1
Gold Pill	Has vagina Smallest breast row less than big GG-cup	Increase smallest breast row by 1 or 2 cups Increase other breast rows by 1 cup
Gush Spraypen	(on use)	Each breast rows Increase cup size by 3 to 6 (5 to 8 with 'Milky'perk)
Holstaria	Biggest breasts smaller than Big HH-Cup	Increase each breast row's breast size by 1 to 3 cups
Horse Pill	Breast size at E-cup or more	All breast rows Reduce breast size by 4-6 Cup-sizes if breast row's size is greater than big EE-cup 1 Cup-size if breast row's size is at big EE-cup or less
Horse Pill	More than 1 breast row Any breast row after the first that is A-cup or greater	All breast row after the first Reduce breast size by 3-5 cup-sizes
Huskar Treat	Has vagina Biggest breast size is less than D-Cup	Increase top breast row by 1 Cup size
Naleen Nip	Has vagina Top breast row size less than DD-cup	Chest is flat Grow B-cup breasts Chest isn't flat Increase top breast row by 2-4 sizes
Naleen Nip	Has vagina Top breast row size less than F-cup	Increase top breast row size by 3 to 5 cups
Nepeta	Has Penis Top breast row is flat	Top breast size becomes A-Cup
	No Penis Top breast row is flat	Top breast size becomes B-Cup
	No Penis Top breast row not flat Top breast row less than C-Cup	Increase breast size by 1-3 sizes
	Breast size between C-Cup and Big E-Cup	Increase breast size by 1-2 sizes
Orange Pill	Has vagina Smallest breast row less than big GG-cup	Increase smallest breast row by 1 to 4 cups Increase other breast rows by 1 or 2 cups
Ovir Ace/Ovir Positive	Has penis Top breast row size less than EE-cup	Increase top breast row size until EE-cup
Pandaneen Pill	Has vagina Breast size is less than JJ-cup	Increase breast size by one cup or 25% or thickness
Panda Pro	Has vagina Breast size is less than JJ-cup	Increase breast size by one cup or 25% or thickness
Red Pill	Has vagina Smallest breast row less than DD-cup	Increase all breast rows by 1 cup
Siren's Bounty	Any breast row with size less than DD-cup (Has penis and no vagina) Big F-cup (No penis and has vagina)	All breast rows less than target size increase by 1 cup size
Sky Sap	Top breast row is flat	Increase top breast row to A-cup
Tittyblossom	Has flat chest	Increase top breast row size by 1 to 3 cup sizes
	Top breast row size less than big H-cup	Increase top breast row size by 1 to 2 cup sizes
	Tittyblossom doses taken at 6 or more Has Vagina	Increase breast size by 1-3 cup sizes
Treatment	Breast size is less than JJ-cup	Increase breast size by 0.5 or 1 every third hour	Female variant only
The Treatment (Amazon variant)	Has The Treatmentstatus effect 49th treated hour and beyond Every 3 hours Breast size is less than target (Big FF-cup to HHH-cup) Target is randomly set when taking the treatment	If breast size is less than A-cup Increase breast size by 0.5 If breast size is A-cup or greater Increase breast size by 1
The Treatment (Bimbo and Cum-Cow variants)	Has The Treatmentstatus effect 48th treated hour and beyond Every 3 hours Breast size is less than target (Big EE-cup to JJ-cup) Target is randomly set when taking the treatment	If breast size is less than A-cup Increase breast size by 0.5 If breast size is A-cup or greater Increase breast size by 1
The Treatment (Faux Cow variant)	Not at all breast row are flat Treatment hours 53 58 73 78 93 98 113	If breast size is at big EE-cup or more Reduce breast size by half (rounded down) + 0-2 cup sizes If breast size is less than big EE-cup Reduce breast size by 2-4 cup sizes till flat	If nipple type is normal and nipple length ratio is less than 1.6 50% Chance for If Nipple length ratio is less than 1 Nipple length ratio becomes 1 Increase nipple length ratio by 0.2 If Areola width ratio is less than nipple length ratio Areola width ratio becomes nipple length ratio.
Zil Ration	Has vagina Top breast row size less than B-cup	Increase top breast row size by 1 cup

Decreasing
Item/Event	Requirement	Change	Notes
Dr. Lash	Buy “Rack” Removal or Pure Purge	Decrease all breasts to flat
Amazona	Breast size greater than DD-cup for lite	Decrease breast size by 1-3 cup sizes till DD-cup for lite
Amber Seed	If any breast row is not flat Cannot lactate Skin type is one of the following Feathers Scales	All breast rows become flat	Lose all additional breast rows if length ratio is greater than 1 length ratio becomes 1 if width ratio is greater than 1 width ratio becomes 1
Ausar Treat	Top breast row rating at least Big F-Cup	Decrease breast size of each row by (1+1/4th of current breast size) cup sizes if breast size at I-Cup or greater 1-3 cup sizes if Big G-Cup or greater 1 Cup size if less than Big G-Cup
Catnip	Breast bigger than max size	Decrease size of all breastrows. Any breast rows bigger han the row above them become equal in size to the row above them	Max size is B-Cup if player has vagina A-Cup if player has no vagina but is lactating Flat chest if player has no vagina and isn't lactating
Container labeled 'ReductPro'	(single) Breast row at least A-cup	Decrease 1 -2 Cups 25% for an additonal 1-2 Cup decrease +1 additional cup size reduction at big EE-cup and Big H-Cup
Container labeled 'ReductPro'	(All) Biggest Breast row at least A-cup	Decrease 1 -2 Cups 25% for an additonal 1-2 Cup decrease
Foxfire/Frostfire	Any breast row greater than E-cup	For all breast rows larger than E-cup Reduce breast size to the larger of the two E-Cup Half current ball size All lower breast rows not smaller than the one one above it If breast row is not at minimum size (A-Cups if lactating, flat otherwise) Breast row size becomes one smaller than the one above it
Horse Pill	Has multiple breast rows Lower breast rows not flat	Decrease all but top row breasts by 3 to 5 cups
Horse Pill	Largest breast size at E-cup or more	Decrease all breasts by extra 1 cup, or by 4 to 6 cup sizes if larger than big EE-cup
Huskar Treat	Top breast row rating at least Big F-Cup	Decrease breast size of each row by (1+1/4th of current breast size) cup sizes if breast size at I-Cup or greater 1-3 cup sizes if Big G-Cup or greater 1 Cup size if less than Big G-Cup
Kerokoras Venom	Has non-flat breasts	Decrease all breast rows by 2 to 8 cup sizes
Laquine Ears	Biggest breast row greater than G-cups	Reduce biggest breast row by cup sizes
ManUp	Has non-flat breasts	Decrease all breast rows by one cup size
Mino Charge	Has non-flat breasts	Decrease all breast rows by 1 to 3 cup sizes
Mousearella Cheese	Biggest breast size greater than max boob size C-Cups for hermaphrodites and females No breasts for males	Breast size decreases by the following amount of cup sizes for each breast row 1 for breasts less than DD-Cup 2 for breasts that are DD-Cup or greater and less than JJ-Cup 3 for breasts that are JJ-Cup or greater and less than QQ-Cup 4 for breasts that are QQ-Cup or greater
Naleen Nip	No vagina Has breasts	Decrease all breasts by 1 or 2 cup sizes
Ovir Ace/Ovir Positive	Has vagina Any breast row size greater than B-cup	Decrease all breast rows' size until B-cup
Pandaneen Pill	Has penis and no vagina Has breasts	Decrease all breasts to flat
Panda Pro	Has penis and no vagina Has breasts	Decrease all breasts to flat
Reptilum	Not Lactating Largest breast row greater than Is Masculine Flat Is Feminine B-Cup	Decrease breast size by 1
Ruskvel	Largest breast row at C-cup or more	Decrease all breasts by 1 to 15 cups
Shark Bites	Biggest breast row greater than B-Cup	Reduces all breasts by 1 cup size
Siren's Bounty	Any breast row with size greater than Flat (Has penis and no vagina) DD-cup (Has penis and no vagina) Big F-cup (No penis and has vagina)	All breast rows greater than target size decrease by 1 cup size
Terran Treat	Primary breast row big F-cup or greater	Decrease all chest rows by If breast row is I-Cup or greater Decrease breast row by 1+ 1/4 of breast] If breast row is big G-cup or greater but less than I-Cup Decrease breast row by 1-3 If breast row is less than big G-cup Decrease breast row by 1
Twink-ease	Breasts greater than A-cup	Decrease all breasts to flat
Uthra+	If breasts are not flat	Reduce breast size by 1 to 3
Zil Ration	Has vagina Any breast row size greater than EE-cup	Decrease all breast rows' size until EE-cup
Foxfire Frostfire	Breasts above E-cup	Decrease breast size towards E-cup Decrease every other breasts row size to be slightly smaller than row above

Changing
Item/Event	Requirement	Change	Notes
Illumorpheme	Has breasts	Breast size becomes B to D-Cup

Honeypot Size Bonus

Honeypot bonus is added to breast size after the fact

Increasing
Item/Event	Requirement	Change	Notes
'Honeypot'perk honeypot bump	If thickness is at 30 or more	Reduce thickness by 10 If thickness is at 60 or more Reduce thickness by an additional 10 Increase Honeypot size bonus of all breast rows by 2 (3 If thickness was/is at 60 or more) cup-sizes If Milk Fullness is less than 100% Milk Fullness becomes 100%	Honey pot bump is triggerd whenever one of the following is met Every 3rd in game day Drinking milk (additional triggers when consuming more than 500, 1000 and 2000 mLs of milk) Drinking cum (additional triggers when consuming more than 500, 1000 and 2000 mLs of milk) Drinking girl-cum (additional triggers when consuming more than 500, 1000 and 2000 mLs of milk)
'Honeypot'perk honeypot bump	honeypot bump Thickness is less than 30	Increase Honeypot size bonus of all breast rows by 1 cup-size
Gold Pill/Orange Pill	Gaining 'Honeypot'perk Thickness at 50 or more	Increase Honeypot size bonus of all breast rows by ((thickness - 20)/10) cup-sizes	Thickness becomes 20
Gold Pill/Orange Pill	Gaining 'Honeypot'perk Thickness less than 50 or more	Increase Honeypot size bonus of all breast rows by 1 cup-size	Reduce thickness by 10 until 1

Decreasing
Item/Event	Requirement	Change	Notes
Dr. Lash	Buy “Rack” Removal or Pure Purge	Set honey pot size bonus to 0-cups	Remove all but the top row of breasts
Brothel Mistress	Trapification	Set honey pot size bonus to 0
Red Pill	Has 'Honeypot'perk	Set honey pot size bonus to 0	Lose 'Honeypot'perk

Rows

By default, the top-most row is the default row of breasts.

Increasing
Item/Event	Requirement	Change	Notes
Gold Pill	Has one breast row	Grow a second row of A-cup breasts
Foxfire/Frostfire	Less than 4 breast rows Skin type is fur One of the following Breast size of A-Cup or greater Has vagina	Grow new breast row breast size is A-Cups if lactating Flat otherwise
FrontRack Cream	Less than maximum rows of boobs	Add another row of breasts below current row If not all breast rows are flat New breast row is A-Cup If all breast row are flat New breast row is flat	Maximum rows is Non Naga/Goo 3 with no Estrobloom/Tittyblossom doses 4 with 2-4 Estrobloom/Tittyblossom doses in the last 6 hours 7 with 5 or more Estrobloom/Tittyblossom doses in the last 6 hours Naga/Goo 5 with no Estrobloom/Tittyblossom doses 7 with 2-4 Estrobloom/Tittyblossom doses in the last 6 hours 10 with 5 or more Estrobloom/Tittyblossom doses in the last 6 hours
Pupper Popper	Breast rows less than 5 25% Chance	Increase breast rows by 1	New breast row is a copy of lowest breast row

Decreasing
Item/Event	Requirement	Change	Notes
Dr. Badger	Multiple rows of breasts	Remove all but the top row of breasts	When choosing to Be Hero
Dr. Lash	Buy “Rack” Removal or Pure Purge	Remove all but the top row of breasts
Amber Seed	If any breast row is not flat Cannot lactate Skin type is one of the following Feathers Scales	Lose all additional breast rows	All breast rows become flat if length ratio is greater than 1 length ratio becomes 1 if width ratio is greater than 1 width ratio becomes 1
Ovir Ace/Ovir Positive	Has more than one breast row	Remove lowest breast row
Ruskvel	Has more than one breast row	Remove all but the top breast row
Uthra Sap	Has non-flat breasts	Reduce all breasts by 1 if breasts less than DD-Cup 2 if breasts DD-Cup or greater If FF-Cup or greater add 1/10 of breasts rating to reduction Any additional breast row that becomes flat is removed
Xhelarfog Plus Pill	Has more than one breast row	Remove all but the top breast row

Number

Specifically, the number of breasts in a breast row.

Increasing
Item/Event	Requirement	Change	Notes
Endowment Immobilized	Top-most breast row has less than 3 breasts Largest breast size at A-cups or more	Increase number of breasts to 3 for the top-most row

Decreasing
Item/Event	Requirement	Change	Notes
DracoGuard	Has flat chest	Breast number changes to 2 for the top-most row

Status Effects

Additional cosmetic effects to the look and/or function of the chest/breasts can also be attained.

Status Effects
Effect	Gaining	Removing	Notes
'Honeypot'	'Honeypot' is actually a listed perk, rather than a status effect.

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1. No wasted beer in the name of humor.

2. It has been made official that under no circumstances should the male have to pay for birth control.

3. If your best friend is dumped by a girl it is a 6 month waiting period till she can be touched. If he breaks up with her it’s a 6 day waiting period.

4. If two or more males arrived at a party by a single car, and the driving male is hooking up with a girl, it is the responsibility of the other males to find other ways home. (The exception to this law is if the driver is hooking up with his own girlfriend, the law is then void and the driver still holds full responsibility of driving his friends home.)

5. Short-shorts have been banned… Unless in a participating in a sporting event that demands shorter shorts. Also no real man should be allowed to pop his collar.

6. Every man shall allow one empty urinal of separation in a bathroom with three or more urinals; law is void if there are dividers in between each urinal.

7. If a girl and a guy are not officially dating then it can't be considered cheating. However...if the guy cheats with a girl that is less attractive to the one he is originally interested in then he is either... A) Drunk or B) Dumbass. This then gives the original girl the right to either get mad or laugh at you.

8. No one should ever steal a man's alcohol from that man's cooler. This is the only law that suffers the penalty of death.

9. When bringing condoms to a party it is a man's responsibility to pack two in his pockets and one in his car as a spare in case a friend is in desperate need.

10. No heavy fornication in a friend's bed. Or just wash the sheets.

11. No man shall every use a rolling backpack. If you can't carry the bag then you’re not a man.

12. If another man's fly is down, you didn't see anything and may not make a comment about it.

13. When a man is borrowing a buddy's tool or other equipment, if the borrower puts any scratches or brings it back with any noticeable wear, then he is required to do one of the following: If the item costs under 50 bucks, you are required to replace it. If the item costs over 50 bucks, you are required to give him a case of beer, because hey... who wants to spend more than 50 bucks on something that isn't yours?

14. When your friend picks up a hot girl... however the hot girl has an ugly friend... it is only right that you operate as a wing man doing whatever it is you got to do to help your buddy have some time alone with the hot girl. As men we are obligated to sacrifice and pay it forward for each other knowing that the favor will one day be repaid.

15. When calling shotgun, all riders of the car must be outside, and shotgun can only be called when the car is in view. Riders in the car are not allowed to run to shotgun and steal it before the person who called and deserves it arrives there. The driver of the car has no authority to decide on who gets shotgun. If a legitimate confrontation comes up where the rightful owner of the shotgun can not be determined then it will be decided by one round of paper-rock-scissors (with no shoot). If the two contenders tie 5 times in a row then the rightful owner of the shotgun is to be decided by a UFC cage match in which the first blood drawn decides the rightful owner of shotgun.

Addendum to Man Law No. 15:

If at any point during the process of determining the shotgun rider a hot girl hints that she would like to sit up front the driver has the sole right to declare her the shotgun rider and depending upon the situation may even deny rides to all other passengers. However, if said hot girl is an ex of any passenger they may overrule the driver's decision and make her ride in the back. Additionally, if all passengers happen to be female then revert back to original method of deciding shotgun rider substituting mud wrestling for UFC cage match. The winner then gets either a cold water hose down or shotgun the next ride, unless the car is really shitty and the owner doesn’t care about muddy seats.

16. It is PAPER, ROCK, and SCISSORS with no shoot. If you must say shoot, it has to be agreed upon by both men and a witness has to be present and somewhat sober.

17. When toasting with beers you clank with the bottom.

18. You poke it you own it.

19. The head nod is an acceptable way to greet another guy when simply walking past. No words are needed to be said. An upward nod is for friends, a downward nod is for fellow men.

20. If a man is on vacation to a state that does not border his own, or any other country, it is not considered cheating if he so chooses to engage in sexual activity with a girl other than his girlfriend. Although he should be fully aware that his girlfriend may not see eye-to-eye if she was to ever find out.

21. A man should not masturbate more than 3 times in a day to ensure being ready for any unknown or known late night action. Assisting girls does not count… rule is an exception if male party is in a bet to set a record of number of times in a day.

22. A man shall never wear any article of women's clothing (I.E … Girls Jeans/Pants!) unless they are the loser of such a bet… or if a man is figuratively in a girl's pants… (Or any other article of clothing).

23. No man in any circumstance, unless mocking a violator of this law, should pop his collar.

24. A man should never be denied the right to adjust himself or place his hands down his pants under any circumstances.

25. Being a pirate should be considered a manly job because pirates get two types of booty.

26. All men must eat meat. A shitload of meat; if not borderline carnivore. For no reason should a man ever be a vegetarian, or eat sick shit like tofu. Also no man should consume any food with the terms 'diet', 'fat free', or any other healthy suggesting terms for the sake of 'watching his weight' or dieting.

27. Every man is required to learn some form of Poker before he dies.

28. If a man ever does something wrong a simple 'OOPS', 'My Bad', or any variations of cuss words that get the point across will suffice. No need to say 'I'm Sorry'.

29. No man should ever hook up with his best friend's girl, no matter how hot she is. This is in effect while they are dating or 'together.' If they are separated, refer to Law 3 for the proper way to handle the situation. (Side Advice: Less guilt is involved if she comes on to you.)

30. Under no circumstance should any one man cockblock another man’s attempt at getting some tang. Let’s just leave that up to the tangs fat friend. Please note that cockblocking will result in a suspension of your Man Status and its privileges, and will result in the title 'Manbitch'.

31. Every man should watch Sportscenter at least once a day, though multiple viewings are recommended so that one can hold his own in any debate on sports that may arise that day.

32. Under no circumstances shall any man lay a hand on a female or a child in violence. Spanking of a woman's ass or pulling of the hair is permitted if done on request. Corporal punishment is permitted excluding obvious extremes. Punishment for the attacking male is that if other men see the assault taking place they having the right to take him out back behind a building and show him how to fight with real men. In this situation more than one man may be used in the attacking of said woman beater because he clearly doesn’t mind an unfair fight, seeing as he was hitting a lady or a child to begin with. A call to the police is a very last resort and should only be used if said male is over 6' 5' 250lb. or an UFC cage fighter. A kick to the crotch is only called for in cases of rape. If it is merely a guy beating a woman, defenseless child, or elderly people then a legitimate beating is called for, but no shots to the crotch. If it is a case of rape however, multiple shots to the crotch are called for. The punishment must fit the crime, and since rape is using that area of the body, it is ok to inflict damage to it.

33. If a woman is present, whether family or friend, no man under any circumstances shall make their own food or pour their own drinks unless it is a special holiday such as: Mother's Day, birthdays, or St. Patrick's Day... or if the woman cannot keep up with the pace you want your drink poured. Law is void if significant grilling is involved.

34. No man shall ever watch a soap opera ever! Period! If this law is broken, it will result in the lowering of status from 'Man' to 'Manbitch' and the questioning of the liking of opposite gendered relationships.

35. Women can't drive.

36. In the court of Man Law the statement 'I was Drunk' will have the same effect as an insanity plea (reduced punishment) in standard court provided the defendant's blood alcohol level exceeds .10.

37. If any male is caught violating a Man Law in serious context, as a form of punishment he should be disowned of his manly name, only to receive the title of 'Manbitch' from his peers and colleagues. Forgiveness is pending the severity of the broken law...or a case of beer to all his offended peers as a token of respect to what is manly... and what is not.

38. Any man that is old enough and is not in the army should at least support the troops, even if you don’t agree with the war, they are your countrymen fighting to protect you and you should show them your support.

39. No more crushing of empty beer cans or your forehead. Modern, thinner cans make the feat less impressive than with cans of years' past.

40. If you take beer to a party the tuck rule is in play. When leaving, you may take one beer max, but only if the beer will fit in your pocket.

41. Do not have a conversation at a urinal.

42. A man will not live in his parents' house past the age of 27 unless they are ill or he is in the war.

43. All men have the right to remain silent when asked by a woman, 'Do you like this?' And the right to leave the room.

44. Sex is more important than talking.

45. No man under any circumstance shall use lip balm.

46. Grilling, regardless of weather, is always the first choice for cooking.

47. No man shall ever own a dog smaller then a housecat

48. Men will invite other men to Man Law

49. No man shall ever turn down free beer because 'it’s not their brand.'

50. No man shall be shamed if they are passed out with their shoes off in your place. If the person passes out outside of the house, then they are fair game, shoes or not.

51. It is acceptable for a man to publicly situate and/or scratch himself in the region of the gonads. If at a formal conference, then do so discretely. If at a football party, scratch away, just no handshakes.

52. The morning after, if a beer has been left on the table, no matter the temperature, it is acceptable to consume this item with food, such as its counterpart, cold pizza.

53. If you spill a man’s beer, you buy the next round/refill the cup.

54. Nursing a beer is unacceptable. The bottle/can/cup should never reach lukewarm temperature with beer still in it. If you can’t drink it in said time, don’t open it. If you can’t drink it in said time, your Man Status will be up for review.

55. Always accept beer from a stranger, but only if unopened/capped.

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56. It is never a man’s responsibility to empty the trash while drinking. Beer cans may be stacked or crushed, while the bottles may be thrown into neighbor’s lawn.

57. A man does not have to like another man to drink his beer. Beer is beer.

58. It is acceptable for a man to break man laws, if no other option is humanly possible, in the pursuit of the opposite sex. His actions will be given leeway.

59. The bachelor’s party is exclusively male. (Except the entertainment).

60. No man may ever sell a beer to a friend. It’s understood that said friend will repay beer with beer later. Under no circumstance may the replacement beer be of a lesser quality.

61. A man purse is still a purse.

62. No man shall dance for fun unless it’s to increase his chances with a member of the opposite sex.

63. Body paint is only acceptable on a man if it’s on game day and to support his team.

64. No man shall bring a woman to the guys' night out. This is punishable by verbal abuse for life.

65. If you do not sweat, it’s not a sport. (People sweat during Beer Pong.)

66. If a large snake catches a man off guard and bites, said man is allowed to scream once.

67. No man shall wear a beret unless it’s for his military service.

68. When lifting weights, it is acceptable for a man to wear compression shorts under the regular shorts. No man shall ever wear compression shorts alone.

69. No man shall ever, under any circumstance, share an umbrella with another man.

70. No two men are allowed to enter a revolving door together. Unless it involves a race where the winner receives a combination of the following: beer, food, sex.

71. The girl who replies to the question, 'What do you want for Christmas?' with, 'If you loved me, you'd know what I want,' gets an Xbox. End of story.

72. Keeping beer from others by hiding it in the fridge is not permissible. Besides, sharing is caring.

73. Wives and girlfriends may not store items other than beer in the garage fridge. It is for beer only.

74. A man may publicly rebuke another man only if the first man has the man law and number memorized. Otherwise the rebuke must be in private. Furthermore, any man who has the man laws memorized will be deemed a 'higher' man.

75. In no situation is it acceptable to sit cross-kneed. You either sit with feet-crossed, no cross, or stand.

76. Men are allowed to lick the plate when done, but only when alone or with other men.

77. A man should be able to determine a diesel engine by sound alone.

78. While smiling, no man shall stick his tongue between his teeth.

79. It should be understood that while, yes, cheerleading is not a sport, it is perfectly accepted to watch.

80. If a man is punched, and the hit is rubbed, he is punched again in the same area twice.

81. A man should be able to lucidly explain the rules of one or more of the following sports: Football (not the European kind), Baseball, Lacrosse, or Ice Hockey.

82. The dressing of any pet for any reason is not acceptable. Any garment that is not a part of the animal shall not be allowed to be attached to that animal. Exceptions are collars, leashes, etc. Exception to this rule are monkeys.

83. Under no circumstances shall any man drink wine cooler... ever... unless beer or liquor is completely unattainable. This includes anything (non liquor) fruit flavored that comes in a bottle.

84. Under no circumstances shall a man ever defer control of the television remote to a female.

85. There are three reasons for which a man is allowed to cry.
1. He is hit in the genitals with anything traveling over 10mph.
2. Your date is using her teeth.
3. Anna Kournikova gets married (female’s identity is subject to change depending on time period Man Law is read).

86. When watching a 'catfight' it is perfectly acceptable to choose sides. It is also perfectly acceptable to pray for rippage of clothing.

87. When in a public shower, no man will look below the shoulders. Also, no eye-to-eye contact for more than one second is allowed. If eye contact occurs, nod upwards, and look away.

88. No man under any circumstances should have to explain the use of a power tool to another man.

89. Never should man give a woman the credit card. No exceptions.

90. No man should talk on a telephone to a girl longer than he will have sex with her.

91. Every man should smoke at least one premium cigar in his life. Not any swisher sweet crap either. Cohiba, Monte Cristo, CAO.

92. No man shall ever read an instruction manual. If the man does not know how to use the item, trial and error shall be used until the correct function is determined.

93. No man shall be held accountable for any promise he makes while drunk unless it was a bet.

94. When questioned by a friend's girlfriend, you need not and should not provide any information as to his whereabouts. You are even permitted to deny his very existence.

95. Unless he murdered someone in your immediate family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 24 hours.

96. A best man's toast may not include any of the following phrases, 'Down in Tijuana,' 'One time when we were all piss drunk,' or 'And this girl had the biggest rack you ever saw.'

97. You may exaggerate any anecdote told to your friends by 50% without recrimination. Beyond that anyone within earshot is allowed to yell out 'bullshit!' (Exception: when trying to pick up a girl, the allowable exaggeration is 400%)

98. The minimum amount of time you have to wait for another man is 5 minutes. The maximum is 6 minutes. For a girl, you are required to wait 10 minutes for every point of hotness she scores on the classic 1-10 scale.

99. Bitching about the brand of free beverages in your buddy's refrigerator is forbidden. But gripe at will if the temperature is not suitable.

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100. A friend must be permitted to borrow anything you own -grill, car, firstborn child- within 12 hr notice. Women or anything considered 'lucky' are not applicable in this case.

101. Falling on a grenade for a buddy (agreeing to distract the skanky friend of the hot babe he's trying to score) is your legal duty. But should you get carried away with your good deed and end up getting on the beast, your pal is forbidden to ever speak of it.

102. Women who claim they 'love to watch sports' must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to pick a Buffalo wing clean.

103. No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. (In fact, even remembering your best friend’s birthday is optional.)

104. You must offer heartfelt condolences over the death of a girlfriend’s cat, even if it was you who secretly set it on fire and threw it into a ceiling fan.

105. When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may always ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing. You should know such things.

106. If your girlfriend asks to set your friend up with her ugly, whiny, loser friend of hers, you must grant permission, but only if you have ample time to warn your friend to prepare his excuse about joining the priesthood.

107. When picking players for sports teams it is permissible to skip over your buddy in favor of better athletes - as long as you don’t let him be the last sorry son of a bitch standing on the sideline.

108. Never join your girlfriend in ragging on a buddy of yours... unless she is withholding sex, pending your response.

109. You cannot rat out a friend who shows up to work or class with a massive hangover, however you may: hide the aspirin, smear his chair with limburger cheese, turn the brightness on his computer way down so he thinks it’s broken, or have him paged every seven minutes.

110. The morning after you and a babe, who was formerly 'just a friend', go at it, the fact that you're feeling weird and guilty is no reason not to jump on her again before there is a discussion about what a big mistake it was.

111. Everybody is Irish on St. Patrick’s Day. And as such said people must consume alcohol on St. Patrick’s Day. Green and/or gold body paint may be worn, but no glitter.

112. When passing another man in a tight area where contact is possible, hole-to-hole or pole-to-pole are only acceptable. If it is pole-to-pole no eye contact should be made. If any detour from this is spotted by any onlooking men, possible labels such as 'Fag' may be deemed necessary, resulting immediate demotion in man status.

The girl you just called fat? She is overdosing on diet pills. The girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting makeup on hoping people will like her. The boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home. See that man with the ugly scars? He fought for his country. That guy you just made fun of for crying? His mother is dying. Put this as you're profile if you're against bullying. I bet 95% of you wont put this on your profile, but I'm sure the people with a heart and backbone will.

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